My Left Foot

Spring in my garden

At this point I will say "thank you" Mr Netanyahu. I mean this most sincerely. Because of all the havoc and killing you have wrought on lovely, ordinary people in the Middle East and because you have caused the petrol prices to soar to unbelievable heights here in the UK, I made it to Kent via the M25 in almost record time on Saturday. 

I had to go to Kent for an appointment to find out when I am going to have an operation on My left heel. By the time this has been done, I will have two matching scars. I had an operation last year on my right heel and that went so well, I am almost looking forward to this one even though it will mean three weeks of standing on one leg only and then another five weeks in plaster followed by wearing a boot - just like Mr Magnolia. It will all be worth it to be able to run around again without pain. 

To have this op, I needed to go to Kent where the wonderful Benenden Hospital is. At worst it takes four hours in heavy traffic. On Saturday it took less than three. I filled my tank up in Bletchley, noted the cost per litre, gasped audibly and set off. All the way down I noted the price at other filling stations. Diesel in many places was just under £2 a litre while E10 was anything up to £1.70. When I got home from Singapore in 2020, I was paying about £1.08 a litre. There are fewer cars on the road! Mr. Netanyahu and Mr Trump are doing all they can to make us Britons turn to green energy. Who would have thought they inadvertently are saving the world. 

My mind wanders when I drive. My real joy comes from noting the strange place names perhaps because I was brought up in Leighton Buzzard -  a town whose name is often used in derisory comedy sketches. I imagine characters in a novel with the same names as places en route. There is a village in Kent called Smarden with a neighbouring one called Pluckley. What great names for hapless spies. Before long, a story had formed where this intrepid duo had ended up in a truly tricky situation at the mercy of a South American cartel in the depths of the Columbian rainforest. Maybe someone could help me find a way for them to escape...

I popped in to see my friend, Jane, who lives very close to the hospital in Kent. So much to catch up on and so little time. Writing this, means that friends keep up with my doings and goings on and it surprises me how often my blog pops into conversations. 

However, I will put the record straight that I DO NOT thank either Netanyahu or Trump for their bullying and wanton destruction of people's lives - it was my irony. The amount of military hardware and bombs deployed by Israel must have been stocked up in preparation for two years of destruction in Gaza, followed by their foray into Iran and now their repulsive, sickening intervention in Lebanon. For sure, there are millions  already storing hatred for all the Israel has done to them, their families and their country. 

Happy Easter

Eggs galore!

The clocks have sprung forward. The weather is more clement - apart from Storm Dave arriving for the Easter weekend, that is. Children are on their Easter Holidays and the The Union Canal nearby has turned into Piccadilly Circus. Everyone and his dog has chosen to come outdoors and soak in the sunshine this weekend. There is nothing more beautiful than Britain in the Spring. 

I believe it is the pagan part of us that responds to the rhythm of life and to top it off commercial enterprise has jumped on the pagan bandwagon once more producing Easter eggs galore - except this year shrinkflation has turned the joy of giving eggs into a rip off. I bought Tony's chocolate and stuck a 3-D egg on the bar. I reckon this choice is good for the planet - no wasteful packaging - and good for us - better quality chocolate. A win-win...

Saturday evening the wind from Storm Dave was so strong I could hear it whistling outside. The telegraph wires danced and the lights swayed in the wind. To be honest, I was glad to be indoors. I went out earlier to meet Nicolas and little Philip for a foraging session. I cycled to the woods, picked a bag or two of wild garlic and then after a short sojourn at a local pub, cycled home in a high wind. Frankly, I had had enough wind by the time I got back home. I am going to make wild garlic pesto again!

What to do after foraging

Biking in the wind

As it is Easter there had to be a lamb roast so that is what we had. This time it was made by my ex-son-in-law so it was up to chef standard so I can't complain. In fact, despite the house invasion, it was quite a treat. Well done, Rich.

Worrying about wobbling on my bike in the wind or what to buy folks for Easter are first world problems. My FB is full of support for Palestinians, Lebanese and, in a roundabout way by deriding Trump, showing support for Iranians. As much as I hate all the Iranian Regime stands for, I have a small admiration for how they have stuck a middle finger up at Trump. Sadly, while Trump is promising to bomb Iran back to the Stone Age, ordinary people are losing the homes, their livelihoods and their homes. At the back of it all is Israel steadfast in its genocidal rage. God knows when it will all end. 

Happy Easter!

Outstanding

Sunshine in my garden

 With local council elections on the horizon I am sending a warning shot across the bow so that you don't vote for Reform UK. I live in an area that is controlled by Reform and I am not impressed. My Council Tax for this coming year is much more expensive than last year. This is despite Reform's big promise to reduce the bill. I know for a fact that those elected in my area are not engaged with the community and across the country there have been spectacular incidences of Reform Party officers falling on their swords. For one, Nathan Gill has been detained at His Majesty's Pleasure for bribery. Another candidate, Rupert Lowe - once of Reform UK - has been accused of workplace bullying. Reform candidates are not nice people! Considering how few of them have been elected, the percentage of wrong-doings is spectacularly high. Outstanding in fact. 

Friends gathered at my home to solve a murder mystery this weekend. We had a pack with all the clues and all we needed to do was work together to find out who dunnit. We lost focus and played cards instead so we now need to reconvene to find the solution. Our sleuth abilities were certainly not outstanding but we did laugh a lot. For the time being the murder remains unsolved. 

Murder!

The weather remains unsettled and much more like winter than Spring. I heard that we are nine days ahead of where we should be due to climate change. Yet it feels nippy and unpleasant to play tennis when the wind is just short of hurricane speed and the temperature feels barely above zero. At least the daylight hours are drawing out and our evenings will be getting longer from now on. Small blessings.

It is also the Easter holidays this coming week. My son and his friends are off on a cycling holiday in Brittany. They are doing it in style with matching outfits. Apparently the company they bought the outfits from have gone under so they got them cheap. My feeling is that they should be paid to wear this gear. They look like they have measles! Outstanding style!

Striking cycling gear!

Finally, our world is in a terrible state but I remain optimistic. I have noticed how polite and helpful a few young boys have been to me recently. The youth of today will run our world tomorrow. With people around like the boys who gave me directions and the others who let me pass when I was cycling, I am confident we are in good hands. 

Goal Setting

 

Our goal to collect wild garlic and sticks!

My main plan was to swim 500 lengths (12.5km) this week in addition to playing three lots of tennis and cycling -  simple plan as plans go but it wasn't to be. Setting off on my freshly cleaned and oiled bike for my Tuesday swim, I was still on target. I had 220 lengths under my belt so all was good. On the way home I had a puncture. Cycling wasn't going to happen until I repaired the tyre. I get so many punctures, repairing them has become just an annoyance.

That done, I noticed the back brake didn't grip. Dangerous. I planned to get the bike sorted the next day. Then on that Tuesday evening I fell ill. REALLY ill. It wasn't just the diarrhoea and vomiting, it was the throbbing headache, aching muscles and general ennui that pinned me to the sofa. So now I was behind on the swimming, behind on the tennis and I couldn't cycle. 

By Friday things began to turn around. I thought I'd give swimming a shot and then cycle to Cycle Saviours to get my brake discs replaced. I decided I didn't have the energy to swim and then the tyre I had sorted had deflated. I gave up. I put the bike in the car and went off to get it repaired. The car journey was enough to whack me out. Another failed goal.

Other things did not fall into place for me either. I received the referral letter to get my left heel sorted. Great. I then contacted Benenden who were really helpful. They told me they just needed to know how long it would take to have this operation on the NHS. I phoned my practice. The receptionist told to to phone the medical secretary at the same practice. I did. No reply. I phoned the original receptionist again and she said phone the hospital. I tried. I spent 55 mins on hold before giving up. I then tried the following day. I got a robotic message to say the hospital would get beck to me within one business day. I am still waiting! God knows how long it would take on an NHS waiting list to get an operation sorted. 

One small goal I have achieved is picking wild garlic. I am making a pesto and will probably be eating it with every meal until Easter. I had an assistant for the morning - Mattaya. I picked garlic leaves: she picked up sticks. When she had too many she insisted I picked up sticks for her. We had nearly got to the car when a friendly dog knocked her over. She forgot all about those special sticks, got into the car a fell sound asleep. Goal achieved - one knackered Grandchild!

Danielle found a handyman on Checkatrade. That didn't go to well either. Larry's Construction and Valeting company in Milton Keynes fell short on a number of fronts. No goals achieved there. Isaac broke the TV, dumped the faux fireplace in the garden, did not cut the carpet as per instructions and failed to do the main thing which was to move a socket. He then promised to return on Sunday afternoon to make good the things he did not do in the first place and then did not turn up. Errrr.

As for bigger goals. Trump and Netanyahu have succeeded in cocking up everyone's lives wherever they are on Earth. Well done! Big achievement. They'll get a prize or something like that! As for us poor souls on the ground, stoicism is the way forward. We can't change the big world but we can reframe how we deal with the fallout. In the 1970s the OPEC crisis caused mayhem. We had a three-day work week, power cuts, very expensive petrol and I remember we just soldiered on. Leave the car at home, turn the heating down, fill your time with local stuff and find something to smile about. 

Just one small thought. Does Trump wake up and think, "Oh F☆☆k, I messed up big time"? I really don't think this state was in his plan. Whoops... what plan?

The only thing you can change is you. Next week I will be on target once more even if Trump isn't. Nowroz Pirooz! 

Mothering Sunday

Mothers!

 All Sundays are special in their way and I even remember the time when everything closed on a Sunday making it a really special day of the week. In the British calendar Mothering Sunday is two weeks before Easter Sunday, a day originally set aside for children in service to go home to visit their mothers. In other parts of the world this is celebrated on the second Sunday in May. As a well-travelled Mum I would like my children to remember me on both Mothering Sunday days - some hope! Only one of my children has remembered on Mothering Sunday at the time of writing that I'm their Mum.

I have still had a wonderful day despite being a bit forgotten. I went off to play tennis in a hurricane this morning. Any chance of the ball landing in was in the lap of the Gods! Then for lunch, Richard and Danielle invited me out to a bikers' cafe for a fry-up. Amazingly, the queue for greasy spoon type of food was enormous - such is the popularity of this place on the A5. One young woman arrived some time after us, saw the length of the queue and announced loudly how she was starving. I loudly suggested that this was probably hyperbole on her part and that there are many people in this world who really are starving. She must have left the line or fainted in a corner of the carpark as I did not see her after that. 

Hungry bunnies

The food was worth the wait. Ezra-Mae and Danielle had three gigantic sausages in a long bun covered in cheese with loads of sauce splattered over it, Richard had a massive burger, I had an omelette with black pudding and chips. Mattaya had a bit of everyone else's food. The girls dived in  - literally - we needed loads of napkins to clean up the girls who had food up to their elbows. Luckily, Danielle still has a doggy so the doggy bag will go to a good cause. Thank you for taking me there - I remain stuffed for the foreseeable future. 

Super Sausages!

As for doggies. Shadow gave me great cause for alarm on Saturday. She fell over in my kitchen and couldn't stand up properly. I sat on the floor with her and stroked her for the longest time. My plans to go out with her were scuppered. I thought this was it. Danielle turned up to pick her up and she wobbled downstairs to greet her. So it seems fifteen-year-old Shadow lives to fight another day albeit with a bit more of a wobble. 

My day isn't over yet. Nicolas will be coming round to visit with not-so-baby Phillip later on. Nicolas is from Lebanon and his wife Nata is from Ukraine. Both have family back in their homeland. On the list of countries that are suffering at this time, these two come pretty high up. My FB feeds reflect anti-Israeli and anti-Trump rhetoric. Beyond the noise and the gung ho banter, real people are dying or being displaced as the world plunges to great depths of idiocy. I can't help thinking that Israel will be illegally  occupying  ever more parts of the Middle East. Russia will benefit from this distraction and Trump will forget the excuses he first made for escalating the war. God help Us All.

And to my son, Sam... if you should read this, I am pleased you put in a late call to wish me a Happy Mothers' Day

Appearances

 

At the beginning of this week the weather was warm so my determination to get out and tame my small garden was high on my to-do list. I am now at the end of the week and my garden remains untamed. However, I did get the snippers out and at the request of Ezra-Mae and Danielle, I seamlessly morphed into a hairdresser. It was just a trim, and I have to say I was pleased with the outcome. While snipping away in the garden, Mattaya tried to put the spare hairclips and hairbands in her hair - and failed. She is eighteen months old and bald - like all my children were. I felt for her. All she wanted was to have hair like the rest of us. From such a young age we become very aware of our appearance  - she is clearly aware of hers. Her hair will grow eventually and she'll probably have quite a head of it by the time she is three - a long way off when you are under two - but a lot to look forward to. 

I was also pleased with the job I did cleaning my car. It had got so dirty, I had almost forgotten what colour it was. For a couple of days I smugly drove around, proud of my shiny car. Then... the sandstorm struck. It is now looking just like it did before my efforts. Errr. 

Wrest Park

I visited an English Heritage venue this week, Wrest Park. Situated not far from my home, it was once the family home of the De Greys. Built in the French style with the horticultural touches of Capability Brown and later, Batty Langley - another garden designer with a marvellous name; it is now a place that plebs like me can wonder around and gawp at the opulence of lives once lived. It is also one of the settings for Bridgerton. While it is difficult to justify how some people could live in such luxury while others scrapped by, it has nevertheless left a legacy for us to admire and enjoy. So, dressed up warm and not with the least thought to my style, I immersed myself in history for a day and had a wonderful time. 

Further from home - we are led to believe there is a good justification for bombing Iran and neighbouring countries. There is no justification at all. It is smoke and mirrors. I believe it is an excuse for Israel to expand its remit into Jordan, Syria and Lebanon while Trump gets control of the oil in Iran. Trump's bullying of Britain will not make his decisions to start a war any more legitimate. He is as bad as the Ayatollah. Those living in the Middle East are merely collateral damage. They don't count. While I despised the Ayatollah, killing him is not the way to get rid of a system that is culturally embedded. You are not going to stop men believing they can shoot, torture and kill their brothers, mothers, daughters, sisters and children just because someone from another country has killed their leader. Me thinks that the Epstein files recently released that implicate Trump in misogyny in its worst form in the 1980s might have had something to do with the timing. Is this terrible situation something to do with one idiot's vanity? My heart goes out to all who live in the region. 

Peppa Pig on World Book Day

Duped

This is the week when things went pear-shaped. I sent an email to the person I had paid to help me publish my book and the email bounced. I looked at the small print to find out why it had bounced and it said the domain did not exist. Argh... I also noticed the logo had disappeared from the bottom of previous emails and also that the website had disappeared. Argh times two. 

Since September I had become increasingly annoyed at the way Steve Harrison of Amazon KDP Publishers was dealing with my requests. I had promises and bullshit but nothing substantial. Right from the start I felt uneasy about the way I was dealt with but having no knowledge of the publishing industry I felt this was probably par for the course, especially as he was irritatingly American. I initially chose the company because they laid out everything they would do for me for a price. I was beginning to think they were unprofessional but I did not expect they would disappear from view. The only other company to do this was Troubadour but they were much more expensive. How cheap they seem now!! I was also hassled by other companies I sent my synopsis to. Danielle witnessed one barrage I had from a phone call from another publisher. Trust me, there must be a very dark world in the publishing industry. 

Added to this, I joined FB groups for writers. Many boasted how they self-publish and it costs them nothing, others offer a service to get you started. Many published authors - surprisingly - find it difficult to string a coherent comment on the subject of writing!! I became cynical on all fronts. Even though I had written a book, I did not feel good about it. I was suspicious of the comments from Steve Harrison and irritated by the poor level of comments from those on the writing groups. The bar was so low, it has been an eye opener into the publishing world.

So what have I done about it? Well, I have reported fraud to the Federal Trade Commission and another fraud agency in California. I have also reflected on how much I have learnt from my experience. It has been an expensive opportunity for learning but I now know that I am confident in how I am going to publish the sequel.  Sammi has been a rock and has done a few searches for me. I am so glad he has my back. To be honest, if I wanted to make money, I should have become a cleaner. 

I never imagined I would sit down and write a book. It wasn't something I had on my bucket list so I went about things in an upside down way. I wrote the book and then wondered how to get it published. From here on, I can offer myriad advice on how to get published should you want to hear about it. 

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Middle East bombs are dropping. I am sorry that Trump is meddling in Iran. We have got rid of the leader but changing the culture where ordinary Iranians think it is OK to kill their brothers, mothers, sisters and daughters will take more than bombs. The only thing raining on me in the UK is too much water. I know I have been duped but I am safe. I am healthy and I am wiser. I have so much to be thankful for. I just wish I listened to my body more as my right heel is now giving me gip again after a lovely walk round Rushmere Park. Silly me on so many counts!

A break in the clouds and a lovely walk